“They always seem to say the right things while they’re over there,” Kisner said. “As part of your appearance fee, here’s your script for altruism, and you need to mention these four lines in whatever interview you do throughout the week. Which is totally fine, I’d do it too, and all of us on this podcast would.
“I just find it hilarious when you can pop up and play an event where Rory McIlroy can’t hit his driver and all those guys show up, and nobody’s like, ‘All right, this is stupid’, whenever they can go play the sickest course in the world, and none of them show up. It’s just very odd to me.”
